all phrase taken from the book "Garfield at 25, In Dog Years I'd Be Dead"
1. Garfield is a human in a cat suit.
2. Forget the mice, Garfield's after bigger game.
3. Garfield hates to go on a diet.
4. Lasagna is Garfield's favourite food.
5. Sleep. The best eighteen hours of Garfield's day.
6. Garfield never like to exercise.
7. Garfield is so lazy, he thinks yawning is an exercise.
8. Garfield is so fat he needs his own area code.
9. Garfield is the survival of the fattest
10. Garfield hates mondays so much that we actually created a 'No Mondays' calender.
11. Garfield is in shape, round is a shape.
my favourite phrase, no.8 Garfield is so fat he needs his own area code.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 7:09 PM