An english professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and ask his students to punctuate it correctly.
all of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is Powerful!
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 3:06 PM
Man is the creation of God
Machine is the creation of man
Man can be the master of machine
Funny it is he becomes its slave!
Man commands machine obeys
Machine demands man obeys
Man perceives machine performs
Funny it is he rarely transforms!
Man has his stress and strains
Machine has its stress and strain
Animal has its stress and strain
Funny it is man alone despairs!
Man thinks faster acts slow
Machine thinks not but acts fast
Man to control and machine to be controlled
Funny it is he feels weaker than the controlled!
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 3:19 PM
now we know the difference between man and women.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 3:14 PM
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 4:06 PM
There is a time when we have to decide firmly on the direction we wish to take,
or otherwise circumstances will make the decision for us.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 3:22 PM
what's important is not how we get a dream,
but whether we have one, and whether we will allow god to work in our lives
so that he can accomplish what he had in mind when he gave it to us.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 9:52 PM
YAY!!!! exams are finally over...I'm going to stay home slack everyday haha
watching balls of fury this friday, i hope it will be nice.
Do all the good you can,
By all the means you can,
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can,
At all the times you can,
To all the people you can,
As long as ever you can.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 11:20 AM
today when to The Cafe Cartel to eat dinner, the food there was damn delicious.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 7:46 PM
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.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 3:16 PM