You've stopped right now for the rules that I bend
Yes, I know the drill, so I'll drop my cigar
Before you tell me to get out of my car
I bet you think I've committed a crime,
But I swear that I'm not HALF as drunk as last time!
All of that beer in the car isn't mine,
And at least I can walk in an almost-straight line...
Please do not judge me before I have spoken,
Just check for yourself, my seatbelt is broken!
Yes, I will replace my brake
And no, my license isn't fake
The picture is just really old, okay?
I had a pink afro back in the day
All of the speeding, I swear I will quit
I'm sorry about that goose that I hit
Don't you have other speeders to chase?
Oh, and just so you know, I lost that drag-race
My speech may be slurred, but I am not drunk
And I don't know who put all those drugs in my trunk
Keeping me stopped here may seem exiting,
But look all around, there is crime that needs fighting!
Those bad guys need someone to keep them at bay,
So have a few doughnuts and be on your way
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 1:14 PM