if only these things would really happen
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 3:55 PM
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 1:13 AM
Haha I bet this student got XXXXXXXXXXXXXtra credit LOL
This guy show off gotten some credits! Look at those artistic skills...GO TMNT!
There is something wrong with this kid's head
LOL only if algebra was this easy...then everyone would be A students in mathematics
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 12:15 AM
No Risk, No Fun
http://www.rofl.to/no-risk-no-fun-part-4
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 8:29 PM
Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
Sometimes I do my homework at a slow pace
Sometimes I do my homework in the fast lane
But however I do my homework
my homework is still a pain
Sometimes my homework is easy
Sometimes my homework is hard
But whenever i can't do my homework
I feel like a retard
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 9:25 PM
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 4:16 PM
Friends that watch your back
Friends that play with your heart
All act the same from the start
Before you know it some disappear
Others stay beside you for life
Those are the friends
The best friends.
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 10:12 PM
We meet yet again, my officer friend
You've stopped right now for the rules that I bend
Yes, I know the drill, so I'll drop my cigar
Before you tell me to get out of my car
I bet you think I've committed a crime,
But I swear that I'm not HALF as drunk as last time!
All of that beer in the car isn't mine,
And at least I can walk in an almost-straight line...
Please do not judge me before I have spoken,
Just check for yourself, my seatbelt is broken!
Yes, I will replace my brake
And no, my license isn't fake
The picture is just really old, okay?
I had a pink afro back in the day
All of the speeding, I swear I will quit
I'm sorry about that goose that I hit
Don't you have other speeders to chase?
Oh, and just so you know, I lost that drag-race
My speech may be slurred, but I am not drunk
And I don't know who put all those drugs in my trunk
Keeping me stopped here may seem exiting,
But look all around, there is crime that needs fighting!
Those bad guys need someone to keep them at bay,
So have a few doughnuts and be on your way
.:Give me Lasagna:. @ 1:14 PM
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